Saturday, November 26, 2005

Busted for cheating...

File under: Strange But True and Amusing Justice.

A woman's parrot tipped her off to her husband's infidelity:
Freiburg, Germany (AHN) - A cheating husband was exposed after his wife's parrot imitated him calling out another woman’s name.

Frank Ficker, 50 was having an affair with a woman named Uta. His romantic trysts were observed and apparently “recorded” by the family’s pet parrot, Hugo.

Petra Ficker, 50, says, "Hugo always liked to mimic Frank and he could do his voice perfectly.” The parrot could “do” Frank asking who’s at the door, yelling at the nephews, however one day Petra heard Hugo “doing” something she never heard Frank “do”.

“I heard him doing Frank's voice, but saying ‘Uta, Uta’,” says Petra.
I'm guessing Frank will be a bit more careful in the future about who (or what) is around him when he's having an adulterous tryst.

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At 11/26/2005 12:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh that poor Ficker. The bird ratted out the Uta woman.

 

At 11/26/2005 12:40 PM, Anonymous Hinschelwood said...

When I first saw this, I thought it was a joke - "Ficker" in German means "fucker". However, after a quick bit of research (i.e. by looking in the telephone directory), I found out that it is a real surname, if rather uncommon.

 

At 11/26/2005 1:01 PM, Blogger Orac said...

Actually, my skeptical antennae twitched a little about this, wondering: Is this an urban legend?

I just don't know, but it was funny enough that I thought I'd post it.

 

At 11/27/2005 12:39 AM, Blogger coturnix said...

An old joke:

A guy in the old USSR had a parrot. The parrot soon learned to speak just like his owner: "Down with Stalin! Destroy the communist party!".

One day, there was a knock on the door in the middle of the night. Half-asleep, the man stumbled up and, in the last minute, remembered the parrot and his language skills. Being in a hurry, and not quite awake, he had to do something fast, so he grabbed the parrot and put him in the fridge. The interrogation with the KGB was not pleasant, but the guy was skillful and evaded all the wrong answers. The guys in dark suites finally got up, tipped their hats and left. The man went to the fridge to rescue his parrot. To his amazement, the parrot started yelling: "Long live Comrade Stalin! Long live the Communist Party!". Stunned, he asked the parrot what the heck was wrong with him, to which the parrot answered: "Oh, I did my time in Siberia!".

 

At 11/27/2005 9:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a coincedence; I knew a woman named Uta. Once upon a time she was visiting a pet shop and she came upon this bright, bold, beautiful parrot. On it's cage was a five dollar price tag. Uta thought,h'm I wonder why this beautifal parrot is only five bucks, so she asked the man at the desk.The man said,"Oh yeah, that's a nice bird. Only problem is it was raised in a whorehouse and knows some pretty vulgar language." Uta thought to herself,well, for only five bucks I could just get rid of it if it becomes a problem. So she bought the bird and took it home. She took the cover off the cage and the first thing out of the parrots mouth was, "squawk, new house, new madam". Well this wasn't particularly bad but when Uta's two teen-age daughters came home the bird said,"squawk, new house, new madam, new hookers". At first the three women were shocked but they laughed it off. After all it's just a parrot. A little while later Uta's husband Frank came home. The bird said,"squawk, hi Frank".

 

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