I knew it; nobody expects me...

I know this one's been making the rounds for a while now, but anyone who knows me would just know that I would have to take this quiz sooner or later:


You are a cardinal! You love to try & get others
into trouble, even if you have to make up
lies...NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition!

What Monty Python Sketch Character are you?
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Hmmm. I was thinking I might end up being the Minister of Silly Walks or Mr. Nudge (if you know what I mean, wink, wink, nudge, nudge). Oh, well. The cardinals do have very nice red robes, plus the ability to cause fear and intimidation:

Our chief weapon is suprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no...*Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.

Oh, never mind. Let's get straight to the torture.

Cardinal Fang! Fetch...THE COMFY CHAIR!