The nuttiest creationist arguments I've ever heard of

Earlier this month, I mentioned the most amusing creationist book I've ever heard of, in which evil "fallen" angels lead dinosaurs against Noah's ark, but are stopped by good angels. Well, PZ ordered himself a copy of the book and now reveals that it's so full of bizarre and half-baked "refutations" of evolution that I'm amazed that PZ could read it without his brain exploding. (The illustration of a "steg-0-moeba" trying to will itself to evolve into a stegosaurus is priceless!) Fortunately, PZ's brain survived intact and allowed him to write this amusing deconstruction of the book and some of its more bizarre claims, complete with examples from the book.