Saturday, October 22, 2005

Interesting diet choice

Via various sites, I've found a rather odd set of recipes. It begins thusly:
The argument for eating Aliens
  1. Aliens come here uninvited.
  2. They ate Elvis.
  3. They mutilate our cattle, and probe abductees by shoving probes in their rectum and performing other unspeakable acts upon unsuspecting victims.
  4. They are plentiful, more plentiful than the strained seas and land resources, and they seem to be coming in increasing numbers (if you believe what some people are saying).
  5. They are Kosher meat.
  6. They taste good if prepared well.
  7. According to some,they mess around with the Space Shuttle, when astronauts launch sattelites.
  8. Their meat is safer than British Beef.
...and continues from there.

I think I'll pass, thank you very much.

3 example(s) of insolence returned:


At 10/23/2005 9:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey! don't knock it 'til you've tried it. Have you heard of Durian fruit?

 

At 10/24/2005 10:59 PM, Anonymous John "Akatsukami" Braue said...

They're kosher? I want to read the teshuva.

 

At 10/24/2005 11:14 PM, Blogger Orac said...

I have to admit that I'm not too sure about that particular claim from the list above.

 

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