Proof that vegetarianism affects your brain
Vote Pam Anderson for PresidentPamela Anderson has done so much for animals, and she's such a stunning actress, that we jump at the opportunity to help her win something. Pammy has been nominated for a Teen Choice award for her new show Stacked, and we want all of you to join us in voting for her at teenpeople.com/teenchoice.
Pam Anderson? "Stunning actress"? In the same sentence?
Her acting is "stunning" only in how awful it is, and I'm not sure what Pam Anderson has ever really "done" for animals other than posing in a skimpy bikini made of lettuce leaves for PETA. Clearly, whoever wrote this is probably not getting enough protein! At least he isn't advocating harassment and intimidation of those whom PETA perceives as its enemies, as they have been known to do in the past. That's progress, I suppose.
On the other hand, even though there was no mention of Hitler, the Holocaust, or Nazis (as in PETA's previous ill-fated "Holocaust on a Plate" anti-meat ad campaign), the Hitler zombie was nontheless intrigued by this link mentioned by PETA2. If such a service existed, maybe he could find more nutritious brains to feast on than the rather thin gruel offered by the brains of Charlie Rangel, Frank LoBiondo, Abe Foxman, Dick Durbin, or Lenny Schafer.