Dear Optium member,
Technical services are being carried out on a planned software upgrade.
We earnestly ask you to visit the following link to start the procedure
of confirmation of your personal data.
Follow this link to update account information.
However, failure to update your billing information record
will result in account termination.
We present our apologies and thank you for your cooperation.
I would think that rule number one in phishing schemes would be: If you want to fool anyone, it's helpful to be able to spell the service you're trying to fool people you're from. It's Optimum Online, not Optium Online. Oh, and learn to spell "sincerely."
Then, something didn't look quite right. I didn't notice this until I highlighted the text to use for this post. So I looked at it more carefully:
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Unbelievable. A bunch of random gibberish text in very light color included along as a strategy of getting past my spam filtering software! Do these idiots think people really wouldn't notice this? Is anyone, even an Internet newbie, stupid enough to fall for this, click the link, and actually give these morons their personal information?
End of rant.