Wednesday, January 18, 2006

I'd be under the table in the first ten minutes

How come I've never heard of this before? It's the 24 Drinking Game. A few examples of what you have to take a drink for:
  • Jack says “You have got to trust me”, take 1 shot– if the emphasis is on “got”, i.e. “You have GOT to trust me”, take an extra shot
  • Jack doesn’t have time to explain, take 1 shot
  • Jack doesn’t have time for this, take 1 shot
  • Jack says “You’ve got to do it”, take 1 shot– if this is followed by “and you’ve got to do it now,” take 2 more
  • Anyone points out something that is “against regulations”, take 1 shot
  • Anyone has got to understand what is at stake here, take 1 shot
  • Satellite coordinates are requested, take 1 shot– if they can’t get the coordinates, take another
I take that back. Like The Commissar, I probably wouldn't last five minutes...


[NOTE: Back to medical/science topics tomorrow, and the Skeptics' Circle will be appearing. Yes, procrastinators still have several hours before the deadline tonight to get their submissions to Sean.]

4 example(s) of insolence returned:


At 1/18/2006 11:41 AM, Blogger Bartholomew Cubbins said...

Orac, Safari Version 2.0.3 (417.8) is having some issues with your font, specifically what I think are accents and other symbols.

 

At 1/18/2006 10:17 PM, Blogger Argy Stokes said...

How about a shot for every time CTU zooms in on a photograph and INCREASES the resolution of the picture?

 

At 1/19/2006 2:15 PM, Blogger IAMB said...

Dear God... that's almost as bad as the Spaceballs drinking game (to my knowledge, no one has ever survived past Yogurt's Palace).

I might make it ten minutes, depending on the nature of the shots.

 

At 1/19/2006 4:14 PM, Blogger nolo said...

argy, we'd soon be so drunk we couldn't tell the resolution had gotten better . . .

 

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